Pole Dancing Preschooler

I went shopping with my boy the other day at Planet Organic. As we left the store and headed towards our car, my little dude grabbed onto a yellow post and started twirling around. No big deal – right? Then he says to me, “mama I’m pole dancing!” LOL! Oh – and that package he’s holding? That’s the water balloon set I bribed him with so I didn’t have to chase him all over the store. A mama’s gotta do what a mama’s gotta do…